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Tuesday, May 5, 2009
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Biology was pretty fun!
We were watching a movie =D
It was about plant dispersal.
It showed how plants get dispersed. (duh.)

There was one scene where a rhino ate a fruit.
and the person in the movie said:
"...and then the rhino does its last job."
the camera then switched focus onto the rhino's arse.
and this massiveee poopooo oozed out.
the girls started to scream. the boys started to swear. and MrV chuckled.
and rewinded it.
so the person once again says:
"...and then the rhino does its last job."
MrV pauses the scene of the arse.
and then played the pooping part in slow motion.
Agnes and i started freaking out, because it was in SLOW MOTION! 
the poop seemed like it was never ending!!!
at least in normal motion, it went by quite fast. all you could see was a butt. & lotsa browny squishy stuff.
during the whole scene you could hear ppl saying:
"OHHHHh OHHHHHhh OHHHHHh *UCKkkk!"
or
"Your so SICK!" "SICK!" "SICK!" "SICK!"   (<--- meaning the teacher)

BUT!
The bad part wasnt over YET.
the scene then carried on about this OTHER type of seed.
seeds that ELEPHANTS eat and help disperse.
we were all like.. 
"oh shi*. are they going to show us an elephant pooping?!?!"
and WOOHoooo~!
......
we were right. = =llll Ugh.
so once AGAIN! the camera focused on the elephant's bum and guess what?
POOoo came out!  (surprise surprise~)
Except that this time, the poo came out reallllllly slowly and it seemed less squishier then the rhino's one...  o_O hmmm
Good thing that MrV didnt rewind it this time~
or else the poo wouldve came out even moreeee slow then the normal speed (which was already realllllly s-l-o-w.)
Anyway it was still really funny and freaky at the same time xDDD hahaha


Wow mannnnn what i wrote today are all about disgusting smelly things that have to do with a butt... =O hahahahaha o well~~


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